Bear 🐾 RAMA

RAM = The present moment

My childhood dog Bear couldn’t work cattle like our cattle dogs Blue Heeler “Fred”, Black-and-White Collie “Tippie”, Pointer Heeler “Duke”, Chocolate Lab “Ginger”, or Golden Collie “Z (Jake)”, and Pincher “Speck”, but my buddy ol’ “Bear” (German Shepherd Black Labrador) he loved to snatch my hat.

I seen him once bite a snake, and he shaked the willies out of that snake.

Rama = The present digest (Example: Chewing Bubble Gum, Cattle Chewing its Cudd burp)

RAM = Random Access Memory

My journal of present digest = 💚 “RaMMM” (the present 🍩 moment)

I keep 5 things to think about like a Cards Poker playing hand.

If I must need a 6 sox 💛🧦 paired to 5 socks, it means I overthought (overthinking)

My childhood best friend Bear.

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📌 Rèsümé

✞ Praise Jesus! Amen! 😔🙏 Doctorate in Computer Arts. (in layman: I am officially an IBM computer builder guy && super mathematician super stuff “a Doctor”) 😎

The World Famous Christian Comedian Cat Cartoonist

Jacob JiLG ﹤/﹥ Rèsümé

I can pass “Ivy League” (Harvard) caliber aptitude tests at voc job centre in select fields of study.

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Script ☕ Kitty

I am a software </> engineer.

It might be like how cats chase laser dots; I play with screen lights for hours (to weeks, reading API and Documentation) just to see what happens.

Google is the full stack. With FREE time, I may learn hardware too. Some cats might think it’s frustrating.

I think it's fun();

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Family Tree 🧬🌳 Jake JiLG

(White Tribal Americans) “Bichē Tribe” 🪶 François LaBichē 🇺🇸

My family tree of my parents, to their parents, to their parents.

It was created by me and my mom, and 20 years of family oral tradition + some centennial archives.

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Be Happy Over 40

🐝 This stuff tastes better bro!

🪰 Buzz off!

BTW: Clay Slick (mud) smells like poopy if the potter never washes their hands.

🐝 Ultimatum!

🪰 Stipulation!

🐝 Whatevrr’

Example of a bitter sweet truth: My parents died young, and it’s most possibly because of the stress of raising 3 large young men. ComiPo Beer is labeled Cat 🐈 Stall…

a Stall = a Toilet 🚽

Which means click “read more” link to read more! 🐖 Oink!

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Am I still in College?

🏈 Tips on Winning the iRetrobowl

Keep the faith and higher expectations, even when emotions disagree, or even the farenheit temperature seem way too off-puttingly unfair, while in a nice town + the towns super clean houses which reflect an “efficient” (super real, super effective, super obvious, and mildly simple and easy for everyone) Good and Fair Justice System.

🌹 Think different, but Always Keep Positive!!👑💐
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🐈‍⬛ Vegetarian

</> ASCII = entity “</>” often forbidden to inputs, without any backend entity filtering, etc.

﹤/﹥ UTF-8 = Unicode entity “﹤/﹥” I use to cosmetically hack the ASCII bans on Twitter (antiquated/deprecated, USE NEW: xTquell) (𝕏) x.com and YouTube inputs, etc.

Free ✄ Pasta 👆

We eat eggs for protein. 🥚 OASIS Guntered Eggs!! 😋 Yummy yum!!

🐈‍⬛ Debugging apps satisfies my predator hunter meat instincts. I get withdrawal “shakes” if I’m NOT catching errs and debugging them. END TELL

{-- 🍏🍎 --}, (a comment, Haskell syntax):

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Ego Ethno Ethos Astro

Ego 🪷 I only care about me.

Ethno 🦍 I only care about my clique!

Ethos 🌎 I love!
Ethically ethos, and ethically WorldCentric!

Astro 🇲🇭
If Scientists predict we can teraform Mars in no less than 15,000 years rocket trips, then I say: Lets begin now! ⭐️

👨‍🚀 Daft = An Astronaut ❤️
🦾 Punk = A Robot 🤖

#SolRight #SalRight

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Pay Kids to Touch My Food Why?

We all bleed the same color.

🛑 Always the Red before the Green. 🚦

Touch-my-food services are just extra germs.

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presently 5 // always

In 2008ish I paid a 🍬 99¢ (ish) to the Fox GooTübe and NOW I get to see The Simpsons “The Island Episode” The Computer Wore Menace Shoes, and forever URL anytime I please, all hours, 10 waking hours in the day 🌴🦸‍♂️🏝️🐨 See you on the island!

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Love Conquers All

The US Department of Schools AND Education wants more teachers to eliminate US illiteracy and ignorance-based-crimes. The US Surgeon General said: Just eradicate the illiterate by marketing obvious poison to them, such as Tobacco, Alcohol, and Marijuana LABELED IN “FATAL FOR HEART, LUNGS, AND MIND!” WARNINGS WHICH THE ILLITERATE CAN’T EVEN READ, PROCESS, OR EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND. (sold for “novelty” purposes only, gag/trick)

If Pest in Hellfire for Eternity, Pest’s way-too-frequent victims then have the restored Faith to Know Peace and Love Forever. Read book of Revelations chapter 20 verse 10.

We Christians know a lot of drama, but we’re also immune to it, so your (non-serious and/or lying) sob is like a clown to us.

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Garf Dads

I read in a Garfield Treasury: Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield, his own dad preferred Beetle Bailey over Garfield.

My own dad never took time to read my comics either, but he enjoyed Cowboys and The Back Forty.

The green “Read more” hyperlinks have extra stuff tucked away, as it’s to keep the main index column a good “Mari Kon” Method minimal. 😁

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My Miracle

Faith is both walking towards a good destiny even if we cannot yet see that good destiny, and never straying from a good path with doubt and negativity, even when the positive outcome is still yet unseen.

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