Jacob JiLG

📌 Rèsümé

✞ Praise Jesus! Amen! 😔🙏 Doctorate in Computer Arts. (in layman: I am officially an IBM computer builder guy && super mathematician super stuff “a Doctor”) 😎

The World Famous Christian Comedian Cat Cartoonist

Jacob JiLG ﹤/﹥ Rèsümé

I can pass “Ivy League” (Harvard) caliber aptitude tests at voc job centre in select fields of study.

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Script ☕ Kitty

I am a software </> engineer.

It might be like how cats chase laser dots; I play with screen lights for hours (to weeks, reading API and Documentation) just to see what happens.

Google is the full stack. With FREE time, I may learn hardware too. Some cats might think it’s frustrating.

I think it's fun();

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Ego Ethno Ethos Astro

Ego 🪷 I only care about me.

Ethno 🦍 I only care about my clique!

Ethos 🌎 I love!
Ethically ethos, and ethically WorldCentric!

Astro 🇲🇭
If Scientists predict we can teraform Mars in no less than 15,000 years rocket trips, then I say: Lets begin now! ⭐️

👨‍🚀 Daft = An Astronaut ❤️
🦾 Punk = A Robot 🤖

#SolRight #SalRight

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🐈‍⬛ Vegetarian

We eat eggs for protein. 🥚

🐈‍⬛ Debugging apps satisfies my predator hunter meat instincts. I get withdrawal “shakes” if I’m not catching errs and debugging them.

The more frustrating the err + hours of “the hunt” (trial & err) then: the all more satisfying of the “kill” (debug).

I’m a cat. 🐱

ASCII = entity </> often forbidden to inputs, without any backend entity filtering, etc.

UTF-8 = entity﹤/﹥ I use to hack the ASCII bans on Twitter (𝕏) and YouTube inputs, etc.

Free ✄ Pasta 👆

▶YouTube Fellow kids, and YouTube channels! #ProTips

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Pay Kids to Touch My Food Why?

We all bleed the same color.

🛑 Always the Red before the Green. 🚦

Touch-my-food services are just extra germs.

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presently 5 // always

In 2008ish I paid a 🍬 99¢ (ish) to the Fox GooTübe and NOW I get to see The Simpsons “The Island Episode” The Computer Wore Menace Shoes, and forever URL anytime I please, all hours, 10 waking hours in the day 🌴🦸‍♂️🏝️🐨 See you on the island!

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Love Conquers All

The US Department of Schools AND Education wants more teachers to eliminate US illiteracy and ignorance-based-crimes. The US Surgeon General said: Just eradicate the illiterate by marketing obvious poison to them, such as Tobacco, Alcohol, and Marijuana LABELED IN “FATAL FOR HEART, LUNGS, AND MIND!” WARNINGS WHICH THE ILLITERATE CAN’T EVEN READ, PROCESS, OR EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND. (sold for “novelty” purposes only, gag/trick)

If Pest in Hellfire for Eternity, Pest’s way-too-frequent victims then have the restored Faith to Know Peace and Love Forever. Read book of Revelations chapter 20 verse 10.

We Christians know a lot of drama, but we’re also immune to it, so your (non-serious and/or lying) sob is like a clown to us.

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Be Happy Over 40

🐝 This stuff tastes better bro!

🪰 Buzz off!

BTW: Clay Slick (mud) smells like poopy if the potter never washes their hands.

🐝 Ultimatum!

🪰 Stipulation!

🐝 Whatevrr’

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Garf Dads

I read in a Garfield Treasury: Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield, his own dad preferred Beetle Bailey over Garfield.

My own dad never took time to read my comics either, but he enjoyed Cowboys and The Back Forty.

The green “Read more” hyperlinks have extra stuff tucked away, as it’s to keep the main index column a good “Mari Kon” Method minimal. 😁

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My Miracle

Faith is both walking towards a good destiny even if we cannot yet see that good destiny, and never straying from a good path with doubt and negativity, even when the positive outcome is still yet unseen.

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Library Chillin’

Epiphany 🇬🇧 = Satori 🪷

💡 😳 Epiphany 🤣 Good is ONE SIDED (as one) 🥲 Symbolically, I do live in a fine machine system! If I turn bad, The whole machine turns bad! ⚙️

🏛️ 🇺🇸 Every book or periodical which has passed thrü the Library of Congress aligned horizontally would span the Earth’s Equator.

The Washington DC Juggernaut “Library of Congress” has (ish) 176,000,000 original shelved titles dating back to 1400s Incunabula (hand printed books ✍️🪶).

The Internet’s Leviathan (Hindi: Bahamut) Astrogogy Google keeps track of over 500,000,000 active blogs (Websters: Web Log).

https://youtube.com/shorts/v5fdvfnC0Wk?si=lkBvv5D9F4vutupK

🐝 There is only one of you. Bet on yourself, and you’ll never be disappointed. Praise and Thank Jesus!

The true loving society already shares books for FREE. After The Christian “event” 🎄 all books in the world will become FREE, and all the GOOD world art will be easier to find on the internet. ⛏️


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🐈 BasTet + GarfTet 🐈‍⬛

I am an iceberg. You can see me as a snowball.

𓄿𓂀 Yummy yum! 𓃠 – A Lasagna! (read more…)

This is a simple 5 minutes of good art. Please Do not diminish the lifetime which is “me” for your own mistakenly false beliefs.

Now, for a moment please try to imagine life, the world, all the places you know, and all the people you have ever seen, carrying on just as they always do, but consider one thing: That world doesn’t have you in it. It scares the Heck out of me. Never think of others from an outside view, but please look out through their eyes and know why they have those shoes.

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🐍 “Jake” Jilg

🦍 He is a creep! We gotta kill him!

🐒 Oh come on. He most likely doesn’t think all those things which you claim he thinks. If you don’t agree, please think about how that phrase works.

🦧 Thoughts fly around my head like birds. I only keep the ones I like. I shoo fixated thoughts which are like the birds trying to nest in my hair.

Jacob Underslung’s childhood puppy Sweet Cerberus 🐾

We all seem to have a super auto forgiveness for good people who have a few seedy stories of when the Devil got the better of them. I know I do, because it makes me feel less alone. Boys will be boys, wild oats, Devil his due, these are all expressions which means My guilty conscience drove me to Jesus. We all seem to proverbially have been a dirty “mud”, a mushy slimy mud clay slick, until God kindly kneads us into beautiful pottery. ❤

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