Memoir of Dr. Lufig Zeus Pigtails, the Philosopher Pig

✞ Praise Jesus!

Amen!

W.I.P. 🚧 a Work in Progress

YouTube mode: https://JiLG.co/yt2

(14 pages, free eBook)

William of Ockham said, “Keep it smart, positive, and simple.”

K.i.S.S Keep it Smartly Simple
— Occam’s Razor

for vlog video version of the entire philosoppí rough-draft corpus Greek opus: https://JiLG.co/yt2 🚧

Dating back to 1400s hand-written Incunabula and earlier:

The US Library of Congress has ≈160 million original reads. Google says there are ≈600 million original blogs, World Wide Web.

14 pages isn’t exactly a Tolstoy. ~Oswalt

We can all think as deep as Plato with some effort, but when people have no electricity or water, Talk is cheap. It’s better to do good deeds than to run my mouth.

“Thath-eath-ath-ath-dat, That’s all, folks!”
– Porky 🐷 (Looney Tunes)

By a more elegant pig:

“That’ll do.”
– Babe 🐖

Hamasitheus Philossopí

Cynicism and Misanthropy are technically not philosophy.

Sophy” is “wisdom” alike Greek Philosopher Sophocles.

“Sophisticated” is Greek for “wise”.

“Sophomoric” is Greek for “witty”.

Therefore it’s like Greek words such as philanthropy (the love of people), Greek philosophy is the love of wisdom.

Philosophy is not spite of wisdom as is misanthropy and cynicism.

However philosophy is for the cynical pessimists because it’s to save them by giving them happiness and a positive attitude.

⚽️ My life goal is to come up with words so powerful and wise, that speaking them will save a depressed person or even a criminally insane depressed person.

I want to conjure an affirmation the likes of the entire Holy Bible concentrated into 1 sentence, like “God bless.” combined with the entire best-of the entire Opus Athens.

Such words don’t yet exist. I must think about this for many years.

Greek Muse Thalia, please help me!

Om mani padme hom!

Help me Jesus!

It was a dark pre-sunrise 5am morning on January 2024 when I had first set this goal, and at the same moment a spotlight-shining police cruiser drove by. I did a squint on my eyes. It reminded me to purchase a pair of sunglasses.

I came up with a parable. 😎 Even though it’s currently dark, a pair of sunglasses represent I’ve had many bright sunny days in the past, and I will always have many bright sunny days in the future.

Decisions require foresight!

But that would require hindsight and experience, or else trial and error.

Never feel bad about your errors because you don’t have a time machine. Errors are from the lack of experience, and each error is gained experience.

It all breaks down into this quadrant. At the top there are things we have to do, like food or finding a good bed to sleep in.

At the bottom are things we don’t have to do, and the left and right is for mapping out good things or bad things.

We are ever in the center of the quadrant and we just don’t know where everything goes without a map, or a statement, or our own experience. We can learn from others’ experiences, but sometimes it’s difficult to understand where they are coming from.

🐜🪲🪳🐞🦟🕷️🐛🪰

🦋 Cynicism or “being an asshole” would be focusing on those little ticks and mosquitos which live in exoskeletons and have the bug teeth made to bite into our dermis’s vessels and suck our human blood. 🪱🪲 Life is Unfair!But: You can look at it stoically. You aren’t crying over a mosquito bite you had over 1 year ago.

🐜🪲🪳🐞🦟🕷️🐛🪰

🚙 Cynicism or “Road rage” naturally occurs while driving, because we are in a distanced exoskeleton on wheels, while navigating a labyrinth of stampeding other people in wheeled exoskeletons. Without any friendly human communication, it’s like navigating a giant swarm of insects who are all careless or angry, and dangerously competing for the space around you.

🐜🪲🪳🐞🦟🕷️🐛🪰

Greek Corpus, Opus Athens, Porcus Me

Let us Philosoppí

Logic = [Greek]

Logos + ikos (Greek)
Reason + Form Of
Therefore: All things in a form, have their own form of reason.

“Keep it smart, positive, and simple.”
— Occam’s Razor, by William of Ockham

Pig Logics!
my Merriam Webster’s English Etymology Dictionary

Logic is Greek:

Logos + ikos
Reason + form of (Greek)

And, since Rome stole everything from Greece, using more Latin words than Roman words:

Litics!

In Roman Empire (Latin):
Lit + ical
Reason + form of (Latin)

Logolitics might mean “double checking” etymologically.

English Etymology is a melting pot of:

🇬🇧 Queen’s English
🙂 Happy = Happ + Ish
Fortunate + In a state of

Ω – Greek
🙂 Happy = Haptic + Upsilon
(Sense + Upper & Purpose)

ABC — Latin
Carpe Diem = Seize the Day
Ad libitum = Adlib (as we go)
Semper = Always
Fi (Fidelum) = Fidelity
Tempus = All the time
Fugit = Flee

🇩🇪 Viking or Germanic
Visdom [L] = Wisdom (Best Sight)
Wie geht’s?
Wunderbar!
Work
Play
Back

🇫🇷 French
C’est la vie! (That’s Life!)
Retaliate
Revenge / Vengeance
Redundant / Deja Vü
Revolution
Independence
Liberty
Front

123 — Arabic
Ziro (صِفْر) = 0
Algebra (الجبر) = Math Problems
Koffee/Qawha (قَهْوَة) = Bean Wine ☕️

Roman (Dialectical Latin)
Diva = Goddess

🍀 Gaelic and Celtic
Feed = Meal
Castle = House
Bog = Lake
Erin go bragh!

🌍 World Languages
🇮🇳 Namaste 🧘‍♀️Diwali 🪔
🇮🇹 Spaghetti, Lasagna, Pizza
🇨🇳 Lo-mein, Chow-mein, Soy

🪶 Native
Iowa = “The Sleepy” (in Dakota Sioux)
Kansas = “Wind People” (in Sioux)
Nebraska = “Flat Water” (Omaha tribe)
Ohio = “Beautiful Water” (Iroquois)

😮 SLANG
Cryptocurrency (₿itcoin, Doge, Etc.)
HTML (Hyper Text Markup Language)

English is a young growing language, to be continued: 🎄Shèngdàn Jié kuàilè! 🎅🏻

K.i.S.S Keep it Smartly Simple
— Occam’s Razor

monomial math (should be) sans polynomial, but there are binomials and multi polypan-monomials

| x + 2 | = 3

x = 1
cooccurring with
x = -5

Time Machine (1960) Eloi and Morlocks

What is the meaning of life?

A lot of people think it’s a reason for being.

If I have “free” will, then what is attraction and hunger?

Let me think.

Let me think some more.

Sigmund Freud, the neurology philosopher said we have a Triune Brain Will:

  • The Human “Super Ego” (thought, imagination, interpretation)
  • The primal mammalian emotion-bound, pleasure-hedonist, pain-driven “Ego”
  • The automated instinctive “German Id” (heart, lungs, and animal’s sex will).

🎵Beach Boys parody 🏝️ Kokomo

🐍 Medulla Oblongata
🎵 Come on pretty mamma!
🐿️ Amygdala
🐻 Reward, stress, and trauma
🧠 Lobes Parallel
💭
Frontal
🕹️ Prefrontal
🗺️🧭 Parietal
🗣️💬👂 Temporal
📓💿👁️ Occipital

If one gives negativity, one rightfully gets negativity in fair trade.

Sowing 1 thorny bur, can bring many thorny burs.

If you burn a bridge…

…watch good people build the bridge back.

Sometimes ignorance is utmost inexcusable.

Even still: a right to have, is not a right rightly owed.

Boundaries are sacred, but they can be easily violated.

Obligations, labels, and assumptions are all a mental fallacy. I don’t own reality. I don’t even own words. I don’t even know what is real.

(penultimate 💀 the highest last-of)

(by = be answered with words)

All words are just assumptions so any penultimate “why?” cannot be answered with words, but rather only guided by.

Life is a play.

Truth loosely-must be upheld as truth.

Upheld fake truths are infinite:

Welcome to Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

One man’s glass half full might be another man’s half empty.

And: l can’t read another one’s mind even if they told me.

For what another one has said, it might just be a trivial generalization.

And: I might be the only one simply blowing it out of proportion.

For all things in the world run a gamut and a spectrum.

And: It would not be responsible of me to focus on only one selection.

Cognitive distortions are a problem so I cannot ignore it…

Or else: I’ll work myself up into an emotional fit which no one else has anything to do with.

Labels wrongly set up a situation where there’s a hero and a victim.

And: If my boundaries are sacred I should take the time to tell them.

Obligations are fallacy; Fallacies feel plausible when they’re all false.

All wisdom might feel aimed at you, but people pontificate to themselves the most.

How much as I think of myself is how much others think about themselves; They don’t think about me.

But: If I have the feeling they are, it’s not a catastrophe.

Uphold = Wise =

Germanic version of Latin sight +

Latin Dom = Best Sight = Wisdom

Philo = Love

(example philanthropy, love of people)

Sophisticated = Wise

Sophomoric = Witty

Philosophy = To be called:

Love of Wisdom 🐷

To be, or not to be? — Hamlet

(Hamlet) 🐷 Ham = Pork

Math operators != grammar wise 😝

Western Epiphany = Eastern Satori

🐝 Honey tastes better than dung, and honey has no expiry date. 🍯

💩 Dung is gross (to smell), but (useful) left slone it still grows plants and flowers. 🍈🍉

🏋️‍♀️ Working hard, it moves 1 ton.

🚜 Working patient and efficient, it hauls 10 tons.

Working hard gets less done, than working efficient!

Pay a person to “just go to work” every day; You’ll get a third-party-handled sandwich. 🥪

📚 Pay a person to stay home and read every day; They’ll engineer crane-built bridges.🏗️

The caveman who invented the wheel totally shredded the arguments of “just go work hard” caveman leaders.

Sowing good things makes good things grow.

It’s better to give, than to receive.

It’s good to have nice things.

A good deed is its own reward.

I loosely-must find what I have to sow. We all have a mighty tree of our own.

🏈🏉⚽

Competition can be fun, although functionally a competition would collapse this super-fragile behavior-hood.

There is no competition(?)

Love says we have kind and unkind.

All we have are yes or no.

Unconditional love says “don’t be mean to anyone”, but unconditional love might make “unkind” into “kind“.

Immunity to the unkind is a strength.

🏉 (A Pigskin) Pigskin = A football

🏈 And in sports: 1916 (Georgia Tech) Heisman coached a football game that won 222 to 0 (Cumberland) which is the world record blowout, and it’s quite possibly a metaphor about mortality.

Love is Latin gratis: giving cognitively, rationally, and optionally freely.

Dios bent!

Ce, es, te?

Or, Quod = What?

(Yes, de facto)

Gratis received, it always deserves returned gratis, or at least gratitude.

de = 1 or 2, yay or nay, deserve

Have gratitude
for all things;

It’s ALL a “blessing” which had “no natural reason, ergo ⭐ it’s a Miracle!

Gratitude is Happiness. (de facto)

while:

Gratitude makes Happiness. (de facto)

Carpe gratis sempre ad lib (ad libitum)!

Carpe diem!

(Seize the moment! Seize the day!)

Excelsior! Oh boy! Do pigs know Latin!

🥛 There was a time for every farmer, who ever gave me milk freely, when they had: nor land, nor cow, nor slightest wisdom of dairy.

(we all have a square 1)

loosely-must find what I have to sow.

(we all have a mighty tree of our own, to plant)

Reading is kind to the eardrum nerves.

Cowabunga!

Ninja turtle surfer dialect is friendly bro! Even their angry words are charming!

In a world full of fallacies and “no truths” there is always: Dialectical truth! Personal truth! Historical truth! Emotional truth! Scientific truth! Spiritual truth! Helpful truth! Happy truth!

All things in a form, have their own form of reason, and T minus 10 countdown to launch…

Blast off! 🚀

God loves us all to the moon and back again!

Compared to “going to the moon”, and “smartphones”, all of my writing and thoughts are superficial as dust.

That’s just a “matter” of opinion!

👁️ Axiom (self)
Breaks down to
🙈 Psyche
Breaks down to
🧠 Biology
Breaks down to
🧪 Chemistry
Is fused to
⚛️ Physics

therefore:

🫵🙂👈 I
am
👁️ Witness
🤔 Perception
🐵 Sentience
am
⚙️ Thoughts
🎬 Memory
🐿️ Feelings
am

🧠 Neurons
🐊 Nerves
🫀 Bones & Organs
am
🍖 Meat
🥓 Membrane
💮 Tissue
🦪 Cells
am
💦 Water
🫓 Protein
🪨 Metals
am
📊 Chemicals
🖇️ Molecules
📎 Elements
am

📝 CHOPKINS CaFe

🍓 Carbon (1/4ish of the dom)
💦 Hydrogen (2/3 of 80ish %)
🌬️ Oxygen (1/3 of 80ish %)
📷 Phosphorus (👁️ photo)
🍌 (K) Potassium
🍒 Iodine
💨 Nitrogen
🧂 Sodium (foreign)
🧂 Lithium (foreign)
🧂 Magnesium (foreign)
🧂 Etc.

🦨 Sulfur
🦴 (Ca) Calcium in bones
🩸 (Fe) Iron in blood

am
⚛️ Atoms
am
〰️ Waves & Particles
am
🔹 Quanta
which am
💡 Light
so
🏁Have a nice day!
✌️🙂

Do electrons really “elect” when to emit photons?

That’s just a little joke! 🤣

(a study from 1998)

Electrons behave as particles when isolated by a Quantum Observer machine, but they are actually waves when the observer isn’t observing them.

This means electrons are waves lonely for the attention of the observer.

🙂 (just like me and my blog!)

If 1 solo skin cell beholds

  • 1.5 gigabytes of protein code, and
  • many petabytes of molecular code, and
  • ultrabytes of atomic code, and
  • astrobytes of subatomic quantum code…

You would have a brain and body complexity the size of a planet, in written-words.

The meaning of life is as big as an outer-space celestial body.

You are the written size of a planet, in complexity!

Simple yes/no decisions are nearly infinite-like (a paradoxical oxymoron) in nature.

Google FunFacts 🐷

▪️ The first Higg’s Boson discovery was written about since 1964, and first discovered in 2012 (PBS-SpaceTime).

⚫️ The first telescope blackhole was discovered in 2018, and was written about since 1915 (Einstein on PBS-NOVA).

Very BIG haystacks! (needle in a haystack)

Love creates more resources than money.

🙂 AND “industry” is better than “hordes and barters”.

New underwear is better than trading used underwear.

What is the meaning of life?


Blockquote:

There are no words (only assumptions), so any penultimate “why?” cannot be answered with words, but rather only guided by.

(penultimate = the highest last-of)
(by = be answered with words)


(no words!?) Well, that sounds “futile” (leaky)!

Futile [Latin] = a leaky bucket, but futile is still handy and “useful” as a colander for pasta.

(according to Google) A futile colander drains hot dirty boiling water from: macaroni, spaghetti, penne, bowtie, linguini, and 350 different types of boiled bread noodles.

One who claims “uselessness”, they have no creativity.

Use creativity.

If you want a “happy answer”, seek it.

It would be masochistic (suffer-lust) to seek “no answer” or a “harsh answer”.

A cart follows its oxen.

What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is:

Love conquers all. Boil anything down to the barebones and you get love.

For example: Trade operates on more love than money, or else we’d be politely stealing everything.

Life wise = Love

The ❤️ End

Life Understanding Faith Intellect Guidance

🐖 LUFIG the Pig

Greek Ogle (Examine Closely)

Greek Gog (Learn) Pedagogy & Synagog

Gogle = See & Learn + 1 extra O

+ Tele = Adults (Peda = Children)

Google = a tele-o-gogy

my Greek pen-name:

Hamasitheus Marcus Consensus, son of Bore Markitheus

Greek Corpus 👨‍🎓 Opus (Athens) 🎓 Porcus JakeJilg